This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with emails for useless products. How can I block all this nonsense? It's making me nuts.
- All I want get a legitimate email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your lame offers for things I don't even care about. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- Consider this my final warning.
End This Damn Spam You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm sick with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Go away
- This is useless to me
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your one strike to shape up. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Yeah, right.
Get Lost With Your Spammy Texts
You know you're so clever, sending out your bullshit to every random person you can find. But guess what, moron? I don't care for your deception. Get a real job or here go outside already.
- Drop Dead With Your Annoying Texts
- I don't care
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.